"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
"I don't have enough faith to be an atheist."
I will second that!
What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.
- George Bernard Shaw
"It's a shame! To be so great at something no one cares about."
- from the upcoming movie,
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
- Don Marquis
...and then again - or possibly later -
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow!"
In the interest of equal time, here's one for the non-religious amongst us:
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people."
- Doris Egan
(Note: I'm a Christian, but respect the beliefs of all, and it is a funny quote.)
"The deeper I experience the reality and presence of God, the less my words seem like adequate vehicles to express that truth. Then words cease and one enters the experience of wordless wonder."
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
- De La Lastra's Law
"Okay, it's a deal."
- The Devil (quoted by Pat Robertson)
"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard."
- Daphne du Maurier
(Daphne clearly never saw Ray lecture!)
Or ranting about getting paid!
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