"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop."
- Lewis Carroll

"I don't have enough faith to be an atheist."

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Originally posted by libRArY:
"I don't have enough faith to be an atheist."

I will second that!

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

- George Bernard Shaw

"It's a shame! To be so great at something no one cares about."

- from the upcoming movie,
"Wonderful World"

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."

- Don Marquis

...and then again - or possibly later -

"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow!"
-Steven Wright

In the interest of equal time, here's one for the non-religious amongst us:

"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people."

- Doris Egan

(Note: I'm a Christian, but respect the beliefs of all, and it is a funny quote.)

"The deeper I experience the reality and presence of God, the less my words seem like adequate vehicles to express that truth. Then words cease and one enters the experience of wordless wonder."

- Spong

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
- De La Lastra's Law

"Okay, it's a deal."

- The Devil (quoted by Pat Robertson)

"Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard."

- Daphne du Maurier

(Daphne clearly never saw Ray lecture!)

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Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
...(Daphne clearly never saw Ray lecture!)

Nor saw Harlan Ellison writing a short story in a bookstore window!

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Originally posted by philnic:
Nor saw Harlan Ellison writing a short story in a bookstore window!

Or ranting about getting paid!

Good point - and better than mine!