"Crazy Larry"? Is that Wild Man Fischer?

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- Marcel Marceau
(Quoting Harpo Marx)

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

- Rita Rudner

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath."

- Dave Barry

"...pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience... Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes."

-H.P. Lovecraft

"I mean, pigeons and editors both do the icky on the stuff you cherish most. But at least the pigeons don't think, 'Wow, now it sings.'"

-Cecil Adams

The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense.

-Benjamin Franklin

"Fahrenheit 451 is more relevant today than when it was published 50 years ago. George Bush has made this the most relevant piece of literature ever written."

— Frank Darabont

"It is better to copa-late than never".

- Robert Heinlein

In those days, the leader shelters his countrymen by strength, his name the nondescript foilage one passes by. His father before would hold those same reins of power. Tho the son suffers the weight of mockery, his latter days will see goodness.

~Nostradamus, speaking of George W. Bush

"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

- George W. Bush

(Looks like Nostradamus was right on target about that mockery thing)

"Actors have no damn place in politics, period."

- Spencer Tracy

Too bad no one told Reagan that! But seriously, he wasn't too bad.

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

- ee cummings

"I'm disappointed in acting as a craft. I want everything to go back to Orson Welles and fake noses and changing your voice. It's become so much about personality."

- Spencer Tracy

"... pointless sociability and friendliness, or slavering devotion and obedience... Dog-lovers base their whole case on these commonplace, servile, and plebeian qualities, and amusingly judge the intelligence of a pet by its degree of conformity to their own wishes."
-H.P. Lovecraft


"When all think alike, no one thinks very much."
-Walter Lippmann

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."

~ Thomas Jefferson