"Ian, Evan, Isaac... whatever that guys name was!"

- an old friend

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."

- Will Rogers

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."

- Susan B. Anthony

"You don't remember me, but
I remember you..."

-Little Anthony

(when asked what kind of music he listened too)

"Nothing, I hate music."
-Johnny Rotten, the sex pistols.

"Which is more musical: a truck passing by a factory or a truck passing by a music school?"

- John Cage

Doug Spaulding:

That Susan B. Anthony quote is a funny one, since it can be taken two ways. Especially when you read a scripture passage relating to Susan B. Anothony's quote. The biblical passage reads, 'Seek after God with all your heart and soul, and you will fulfill the desires of your heart'.

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"Straightaway, the ideas flow upon me directly from God."
~ Johannes Brahms

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Following a main road is easy,
Yet people delight in difficult paths.

-Laotze

Most people think this a critisizm of man's actions; I view it as a loving observation.

"I have nothing to say."

Oliver Hardy, Dirty Work, 1933.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Mark Twain

"Why don't you do something to help me?"

- Oliver Hardy, just about any L&H movie

"The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments."

- Friedrich Nietzsche

"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the most common accomplishments of youth. Why! He could not even lie."
-Mark Twain

"My heart is singing for joy this morning. A miracle has happened! The light of understanding has shone upon my little pupil's mind, and behold, all things are changed."
-Anne Sullivan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Sullivan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller

(Thanks, SD. The "mind" simply sees what it thinks it said! A mental-illusion of sorts.)

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