This has taken on a life of its own
(Major laughter going on as I type.) You guys are priceless!

With all due respects to Mr. B:
The Wonderful Ice Cream Soup
Jerk in the Box
The Black Ferret
The Carrot Who Ate Papa
All Summer in the Hay
The Scent of Sam's Parilla
Boys! Raise Giant Macaroons in Your Cellar
There Will Come Soft Danes
The Silent Clowns

Phil: I laughed this morning and I am leaving now cracking up - "R is for Space"
"Tyrannosaurus Sex" "The Flute at the Bottom of the Bowl"...etc, etc.

Man! You need some time off!

[This message has been edited by fjpalumbo (edited 03-31-2004).]

I know, I know! But this is one of my all time favourite threads. I just feel a bit sorry for the person who oh so innocently started us off! Anyway, after much thought:

Let's All Bill Constance
The Town Where No.1 Got Off
Flowerhouse
This Creaming Woman

- Phil

Bad Sequels:

Debt is a Lonely Business--starving artist gets in over his head and fears to tell anybody.

Dandelion Fine--Green Town passes a nuisance ordinance and fines Grandpa Spaulding for the state of his yard.

For Edit and the Earth--Faced with an enormous pile of words left by Thomas Wolfe, his fan from the future is forced to travel back in time and kidnap editor Maxwell Perkins.

Coming events:

A "Sons of the Desert" convention - The Laurel and Hardy Lover Fair

Baptism of a newborn - The Naming of James

- Phil

April Fool's Joke by Cecy: The April Switch
(Good name for this thread!)

Other spring themes:

One Mindless Spring

The Anthem Splitters