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Behold the astounding prophet, Dan Rowan of Laugh-In, which successfully predicted when Ronald Reagan's presidency would end and the Berlin Wall would fall: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QGFrQZRlgUA And check out John Elfreth Watkins, Jr.: http://bp3.blogger.com/_sGYULzoQCgA/RiR7L_dyCLI/AAAAAAA...ure+paleo-future.jpg | |||
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When all else fails, try an overly talkative juvenile time-traveller meeting with Julius Caesar in 55 A. D.: Jane, closely questioned, was full of information about railways, electric lights, balloons, men-of-war, cannons, and dynamite. 'And do they fight with swords?' asked the General. 'Yes, swords and guns and cannons.' Caesar wanted to know what guns were. 'You fire them,' said Jane, 'and they go bang, and people fall down dead.' 'But what are guns like?' Jane found them hard to describe. 'But Robert has a toy one in his pocket,' she said. So the others were recalled. The boys explained the pistol to Caesar very fully, and he looked at it with the greatest interest. It was a two-shilling pistol, the one that had done such good service in the old Egyptian village. 'I shall cause guns to be made,' said Caesar, 'and you will be detained till I know whether you have spoken the truth. I had just decided that Britain was not worth the bother of invading. But what you tell me decides me that it is very much worth while.' 'But it's all nonsense,' said Anthea. 'Britain is just a savage sort of island--all fogs and trees and big rivers. But the people are kind. We know a little girl there named Imogen. And it's no use your making guns because you can't fire them without gunpowder, and that won't be invented for hundreds of years, and we don't know how to make it, and we can't tell you. Do go straight home, dear Caesar, and let poor little Britain alone.' 'But this other girl-child says--' said Caesar. 'All Jane's been telling you is what it's going to be,' Anthea interrupted, 'hundreds and hundreds of years from now.' 'The little one is a prophetess, eh?' said Caesar, with a whimsical look. 'Rather young for the business, isn't she?' 'You can call her a prophetess if you like,' said Cyril, 'but what Anthea says is true.' 'Anthea?' said Caesar. 'That's a Greek name.' 'Very likely,' said Cyril, worriedly. 'I say, I do wish you'd give up this idea of conquering Britain. It's not worth while, really it isn't!' 'On the contrary,' said Caesar, 'what you've told me has decided me to go, if it's only to find out what Britain is really like. Guards, detain these children.' 'Quick,' said Robert, 'before the guards begin detaining. We had enough of that in Babylon.' Jane held up the Amulet away from the sunset, and said the word...and the others more quickly than ever before passed through the arch back into their own times and the quiet dusty sitting-room.... 'And if you hadn't told Caesar all that about how things are now, he'd never have invaded Britain,' said Robert to Jane as they sat down to tea. 'Oh, nonsense,' said Anthea, pouring out; 'it was all settled hundreds of years ago.' 'I don't know,' said Cyril. 'Jam, please. This about time being only a thingummy of thought is very confusing. If everything happens at the same time--' 'It CAN'T!' said Anthea stoutly, 'the present's the present and the past's the past.' 'Not always,' said Cyril. 'When we were in the Past the present was the future. Now then!' he added triumphantly. And Anthea could not deny it. From The Story of the Amulet, by E. Nesbit. | ||||
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Had to look some of that stuff up. Wouldn't have guessed English as only the third most-spoken language! Russian ranks 8th. http://geography.about.com/od/culturalgeography/a/10languages.htm | ||||
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