"Never scratch a tiger with a short stick."

- Unknown

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions."

- Albert Einstein

"... Now he's got more women than you could shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time."

Groucho Marx, "Monkey Business"

quote:

Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
"Never scratch a tiger with a short stick."

- Unknown

I've never seen a tiger with a short stick.

What nonsense it all is! Catholic and Protestant and Lutherist and every other shitist.

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quote:

Shogun

by James Clavell

"FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT 'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE."

---A YIPPIE PROVERB

"Wise men make proverbs. Fools repeat them."

--?

"An expert is an ordinary man away from home."

- Unknown

"An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity."
-Winston Churchill

RB seems the consummate Optimist!

“There is in Ireland a science unknown to us in England called codology. Nearly every true Irishman is either a graduate or a professor. The American for codology is ‘bunk’, or perhaps ‘bla’; the English is ‘leg-pulling’. There is nothing your true Irishman likes better than putting over a tall story on an Englishman.”

- H. V. Morton

Touché!

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on."

- Robert Byrne

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
-Bill Vaughan

"I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent. "

-Mark Twain