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30 July 2008, 11:49 AM
Doug Spaulding
Simply Waiting on a Watermelon...
No prognosticator, I!


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30 July 2008, 12:12 PM
MogtheDog
quote:
Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
No prognosticator, I!


Very well, then. I shall take on the burden of progmogstication myself.

The original watermelon from which the seed came that was planted in April of this year to produce the watermelon on which I am presently waiting, was harvested on August 22, 2005. That melon was also the size of a chicken egg on its own July 20th. Let history repeat itself once more, I say!

August 22nd it is. What a fine day to celebrate the origin of a metaphor!

MTD


"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
30 July 2008, 01:06 PM
biplane1
Mog The Dog, you are so fortunate that your melon is tethered to its stem, otherwise it could roll upon you and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?) and we (the Board Memebrs) would not like to see that (except, perhaps, for the more perverse ones) because you would then post of a photo subsequent to such an accident.
30 July 2008, 03:04 PM
MogtheDog
quote:
Originally posted by biplane1:
Mog The Dog, you are so fortunate that your melon is tethered to its stem, otherwise it could roll upon you and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?) and we (the Board Memebrs) would not like to see that (except, perhaps, for the more perverse ones) because you would then post of a photo subsequent to such an accident.


You know me too well, biplane1. You are a fine man.

MTD


"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
30 July 2008, 04:20 PM
Doug Spaulding
Subsequent is a good word.

OK, I guess August 22nd.


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30 July 2008, 05:32 PM
jkt
quote:
Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:

OK, I guess August 22nd.


Picked that date right out of the air, did you?


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30 July 2008, 06:07 PM
Doug Spaulding
You might say that.


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01 August 2008, 01:23 AM
philnic
quote:
Originally posted by biplane1:
...and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?)...


Maybe Smithereens is a place. "Blown to Smithereens" might be a nautical expression, like "blown to Honduras", or "blown to Fort Lauderdale".


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01 August 2008, 08:13 AM
biplane1
Phil, I googled smithereens and found a plethora of information about a smithereens blog, a web site, apparently a singing group, etc., etc. Who would have known?
01 August 2008, 10:41 AM
Doug Spaulding
Oh yes - I enjoy The Smithereens.


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01 August 2008, 11:17 AM
biplane1
Doug, I thought for sure you would acknowledge that plethora is a good word. But, oh no! not a word about it.

Say, seeing that you have mustered out, I tried to eliminate the billet phone number, but, unfortunately, wiped out eveything. Would you email me your phone number at clmi9901@msn.com when you can. Thanks!
01 August 2008, 11:29 AM
Doug Spaulding
I acknowledge it.


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01 August 2008, 02:03 PM
philnic
Plethora is a GREAT word. How pleasing that there should be a plethora of meanings for smithereens.


- Phil

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01 August 2008, 04:16 PM
MogtheDog
Mog the Dog here.

It's eighty years to the day since Bradbury's Bill Forrester ordered up an old fashioned lime-vanilla ice within earshot of Miss Helen Loomis, and I'm sitting here waiting on a watermelon while I wonder whatever happened to those two.

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Three more weeks until harvest day:


By the way, this is what Halloween looks like on the first day of August in this neck-o-the-woods:


MTD


"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
01 August 2008, 10:40 PM
Doug Spaulding
Lime-vanilla is a good word.


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