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Simply Waiting on a Watermelon...
30 July 2008, 11:49 AM
Doug SpauldingSimply Waiting on a Watermelon...
No prognosticator, I!
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30 July 2008, 12:12 PM
MogtheDogquote:
Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
No prognosticator, I!
Very well, then. I shall take on the burden of progmogstication myself.
The original watermelon from which the seed came that was planted in April of this year to produce the watermelon on which I am presently waiting, was harvested on August 22, 2005. That melon was also the size of a chicken egg on its own July 20th. Let history repeat itself once more, I say!
August 22nd it is. What a fine day to celebrate the origin of a metaphor!
MTD
"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
30 July 2008, 01:06 PM
biplane1Mog The Dog, you are so fortunate that your melon is tethered to its stem, otherwise it could roll upon you and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?) and we (the Board Memebrs) would not like to see that (except, perhaps, for the more perverse ones) because you would then post of a photo subsequent to such an accident.
30 July 2008, 03:04 PM
MogtheDogquote:
Originally posted by biplane1:
Mog The Dog, you are so fortunate that your melon is tethered to its stem, otherwise it could roll upon you and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?) and we (the Board Memebrs) would not like to see that (except, perhaps, for the more perverse ones) because you would then post of a photo subsequent to such an accident.
You know me too well, biplane1. You are a fine man.
MTD
"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
30 July 2008, 04:20 PM
Doug SpauldingSubsequent is a good word.
OK, I guess August 22nd.
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30 July 2008, 05:32 PM
jktquote:
Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
OK, I guess August 22nd.
Picked that date right out of the air, did you?
John King Tarpinian
You know what you are, Mr. Bradbury? ... You are a poet! -- Aldous Huxley
30 July 2008, 06:07 PM
Doug SpauldingYou might say that.
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01 August 2008, 01:23 AM
philnicquote:
Originally posted by biplane1:
...and crush you to smithereens (have you ever seen a smithereen?)...
Maybe Smithereens is a place. "Blown to Smithereens" might be a nautical expression, like "blown to Honduras", or "blown to Fort Lauderdale".
01 August 2008, 08:13 AM
biplane1Phil, I googled
smithereens and found a plethora of information about a smithereens blog, a web site, apparently a singing group, etc., etc. Who would have known?
01 August 2008, 10:41 AM
Doug SpauldingOh yes - I enjoy
The Smithereens.
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01 August 2008, 11:17 AM
biplane1Doug, I thought for sure you would acknowledge that
plethora is a good word. But, oh no! not a word about it.
Say, seeing that you have mustered out, I tried to eliminate the billet phone number, but, unfortunately, wiped out eveything. Would you email me your phone number at clmi9901@msn.com when you can. Thanks!
01 August 2008, 11:29 AM
Doug SpauldingI acknowledge it.
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01 August 2008, 02:03 PM
philnicPlethora is a GREAT word. How pleasing that there should be a plethora of meanings for smithereens.
01 August 2008, 04:16 PM
MogtheDogMog the Dog here.
It's eighty years to the day since Bradbury's Bill Forrester ordered up an old fashioned lime-vanilla ice within earshot of Miss Helen Loomis, and I'm sitting here waiting on a watermelon while I wonder whatever happened to those two.
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Three more weeks until harvest day:
By the way, this is what Halloween looks like on the first day of August in this neck-o-the-woods:
MTD
"I was not born, but instead created. I’m not alive, and yet I exist. I will never die, but some day I will be forgotten, as was the light by which I came into this world." MTD
01 August 2008, 10:40 PM
Doug SpauldingLime-vanilla is a good word.
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