"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

- George Burns

Speaking of drink:


"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."

- Oscar Wilde

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."

- Robert Heinlein

Presuming the nom de plume of Doug Spaulding is being used for another eminent personage, thank you for everything.

You have me at a disadvantage.

Go Gators!

Personage is a good word.

As is parsonage.

"Eminent" isn't bad either!

"The ideal man takes joy in doing favors for others"

- Aristotle

Looking at the starry heavens and the seas of suns and thinking that there are no others out there makes man out to be but an inch taller than a stone.

Arthur-Arthur Long

"A little philosophy inclineth men's minds to atheism; but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds to religion."
- Francis Bacon

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

- Robert Orben

Arthur-Arthur is a good word.

"Human beings can experience God but they cannot define God. I do not understand the reluctance of human beings to understand that simple truth. The human mind cannot embrace what it means to be God. We cannot view the world from God's perspective."

- Spong

"You see me, you see the Father."
~ Jesus Christ

Spong is obvious someone whose head is buried in sand. Scripture is very clear that Jesus Christ is God personified for humans to understand.