"Bring book back late - I kill!"

-Conan the Librarian

"Is your life writing cheques that your soul cannot cash?"
T.D.Jakes

"Human definitions of God are always doomed to die because they are human creations."

- John Shelby Spong

"I and the Father are One."
Jesus Christ

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Spong needs some serious schooling! Or a whack on his behind!

What parents teach stays with you always.

What they fail to teach can never be learned from others.

(from The Family Circus by Bil Keane)

"Spong's voice of reason is one of the few sane voices in contemporary theology."

- Doug Spaulding

"I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness."

- James Thurber

"Bishop Spong has rejected historic Christianity. Bishop Spong has rejected the divinity of Christ, the cross of Christ's reconciling death, the resurrection, eternal life, the ascension. And Etc."
~John Harrower

"I have a suspicion that some of these 'quotes' need to be transplanted to the 'Orange Crop' thread!"

- Doug Spaulding

Originally posted by Doug Spaulding:
"I have a suspicion that some of these 'quotes' need to be transplanted to the 'Orange Crop' thread!"

- Doug Spaulding

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Translation:
Oh, shoot! He's coming up with quotes that'll wreck the pontificating Bishop Spong. What should I do? I know!
"Hey, this needs to go to Orange Crop thread!"

"In an endeavour to become a polymath, one may succeed in only becoming a dilettente, but at least he will not be nescient."
- Braling II

"One never knows, do one?"
- Thomas ("Fats") Waller

quote:

Originally posted by Braling II:

"One never knows, do one?"
- Thomas ("Fats") Waller

"Do One?" is a good term.

"A good man should be known by the deeds he does, not by the words he repeats." --Anonymous

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Theodore Roosevelt