How about this 3.5 inch Twilight Zone TV, with authentic sound and eerie light...

Or this battery operated miniature which, for your convenience, responds to the name Robby...

Or perhaps one of these might come in handy.

tinkerbell, an excellent suggestion, especially as an alternative to a pair of these.

[This gag works best for Brits and Europhiles.]

Funnelly enough, this is our preferred mode of transport.