Originally posted by grasstains:
Tom Snyder had a dirty sense of humor. I loved it.
One joke he told that I'll never forget went like this.
These two twelve-year old boys are walking on the beach when they suddenly see a woman nude sunbathing. Both boys stop in their tracks. One quickly turns and faces the opposite direction. The other boy, still staring in amazement, asks him what the heck he is doing, why isn't he looking. He replies, "My mother told me that if I ever see a naked woman I'll turn to stone... and I think it's starting to happen."

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