Naughtilus posted here a while back and somehow managed to delete other's posts then scoffed at our befuddlement. While most of these were offensive posts, nobody knows how he/she managed to do it. I mention the name and "poof" he/she appears.

Dandelion is alive, well, and still able to delete others' posts here. As for whether Nautilus ever did so, is that confirmed?

Adolescents have descended on the other board, although either DERP hasn't found it, or it managed to "self-censor" his attempts until he gave up.

Will the cavalry arrive in time? Depends on whether our forces can make it through all the barriers to contact the appropriate parties.

Well, my deleter partially works. I managed to delete all those newer offenses, but when I went to delete an older, duplicate post, it stayed. Curioser and curioser....